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Star puns in 2025

Stars get straight As in exams
– because they are so bright.

Did you hear about the Gungan who became a taxi cab driver?
– His name is Car Car Binks.

A means to an Endor

An actor apologized to the co-star, saying, “I’m star-ry about that.”

My house was so bright until the burglar stole my lamp, now I am just delighted.

All the stars were lined up ready to take their annual procession known as the star trek.

What do you call a group of stars that create an imaginary picture?
– The student answered, a consternation.

A Bendu in the River

The evening star was shining bright and feeling confident because his trousers were being held with an asteroid belt.

I think Ray-Ben was probably the company that sponsored glasses in Star Wars.

The disturbed spiral galaxy wasn’t let into the nightclub because he had previously been barred.

Where does Kylo Ren get his creepy black clothes?
– From his closet.

Some Like It Hoth

The Roman army never fell. They instead moved to the nearest star system and became the Alpha Centurions.

Where do the stars go to get their milk?
– The Milky Way.

The star decided to leave the galaxy
– because it needed some space.

What did Leia’s adoptive parents say when she used to sleepwalk as a child?
– Uh-oh, it’s the rise of Skywalker.

Are they a friend or Poe?

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