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Star puns in 2024

Piell Fire

Movie stars are the only stars who wear sunglasses.

Darth Maul is the only character from Star Wars who’s been attacked by a bear.

What is the favorite pastime activity for the family of star?
– Star-gazing

What was Luke’s secret codename before he got his mechanical limb?
– Hand Solo

Lothal Weapon

My grandpa used to say that meteor showers were just comet and space foam.

The catering on the Star Wars movies was exceptional. Surely an admirable snack bar.

Inasmuch as I would have loved to leave a comet, I still have a nebulous idea of the whole concept.

What did everyone call Lando before he came a really good pilot?
– Crashdo.

Every rose has its Thrawn

I am so bright that my mother calls me the sun.

The dog star didn’t laugh at the joke. I guess it is because it was too Sirius.

What a star-studded party it was. All the stars with the exception of the moon were wearing studs.

Gone with the Windu

My astronaut friend always gets punished for star-ring up trouble.

I desperately want to tell a Star Wars joke, but I’m afraid it would be forced.

When taking their first meal in space amidst the gazing stars, one of them said that the food was delicious,
– but the atmosphere wasn’t right.

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