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Star puns in 2025

What did everyone call Lando before he came a really good pilot?
– Crashdo.

Every rose has its Thrawn

I am so bright that my mother calls me the sun.

The dog star didn’t laugh at the joke. I guess it is because it was too Sirius.

What a star-studded party it was. All the stars with the exception of the moon were wearing studs.

Gone with the Windu

My astronaut friend always gets punished for star-ring up trouble.

I desperately want to tell a Star Wars joke, but I’m afraid it would be forced.

When taking their first meal in space amidst the gazing stars, one of them said that the food was delicious,
– but the atmosphere wasn’t right.

What do you call food made by baby Wookiees?
– It’s good, but it’s a little Chewie

Bringing Up BB-8

If rebirth really happens, I want to become a star in my next life. It would be a great constellation prize.

The Death Star’s shield generator steps into a bar, and the bartender says, “Alright pal, I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything.”

Am told the star down the road was prosecuted for calling the moon lunatic.

How do Sith Lords say goodbye?
– Darth-LATER!!!

I’m on cloud Nien Nunb

If starlight would have some mass, it would be called a heavy metal star.

The only stars that wear sunglasses are the movie stars. The star got arrested down the street because it was a shooting star.

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