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Star puns in 2025

A space fish can also be called a starfish.

My mother met my father on a starlit night. It sure was a story of love at first bright.

Where do the starts get their milk from?
– At the corner shop along the milky way.

I send all of my girlfriend’s pictures to NASA
– because she is such an amazing star.

The Grapes of Sinjir Rath Velus

When I asked my friend how she was feeling looking at the famous actor’s pictures, she said, “I am star-gazing.”

Mike Tyson will dominate in the Star Wars universe as it is because he is a star who has won all the wars.

When two blackholes talk to each other, they discuss only dark matters.

Where does Kylo Ren buy his clothes?
– From the mall. I mean, have you seen how much Kylo Ren stuff they have there right now?

The Threepio Stooges

When the Sun holds a gun, it is nothing but a shooting star.

What channel should you watch if you want to laugh?
– The comet-y channel.

Have you discovered anything strange with black holes?
– Nothing in particular. I think they just suck!

As I Lay Dying in Mustafar

But believe you Shmi

During the exams, my dim sister was looking for answers, and I prayed to God to give her some bright anstars.

The three Michelin star restaurant’s lights were too bright; maybe they should dim sum.

The evening star was shining bright and was holding up his trousers his trousers with an asteroid belt.

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