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Star puns in 2025

What do you call Kenobi triplets?
– Obi-Threes

The Phasma and the Furious

Maybe aliens didn’t visit us in 2020 because they checked our reviews on our solar system and only saw 1 star.

Han Solo told Luke that he had just watched a documentary on how the death star was built and was thrilled to find that it starred all of them.

When the evening star and the Red Planet started dating, their date nights never missed Mars chocolates.

What do you call C-3PO when he’s being a good listener?
– Hear-Threepio.

Don’t Batuu on it

“I think you have what it takes to be a star; your temperature is reading 6000 Kelvin,”; said the galaxy to the sun.

My dog is so happy on a starry night that he can bright someone’s head off.

We were up the entire night wondering where the stars had gone, then it dawned on us that they were covered by the dark thick clouds.

Why does your coffee table have a hole right in the middle?
– Because I want it to suck the room and make it small and compact.

Crait Expectations

The stars probably get their milk from the corner shop along the milky way.

If two movie stars are spotted fighting, would it be called the Star Wars?

Astronomers use star-ndard candles to see in the dark.

Why did everyone in the Resistance stop speaking to Finn on the planet with the giant sun?
– He called it a Rey of sunshine.

The Finn Man

The falling star replied with a “no comet” to the journalist’s questions.

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