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Star puns in 2025

What do bats and stars have in common,
– they all come out at night and stay up late.

Game of Clones

A Plagueis on both your houses!

I send all of my friend’s pictures to NASA because they are of amazing stars.

When momma star was fixing up the light bulb with the help of a ladder, papa star exclaimed, “She’s reaching new lights.”

What did the morning star say to Saturn?
– We have dated for a while yet you haven’t put a ring on it!

How long has Anakin Skywalker been evil?
– Since the Sith Grade

Slaughterhouse CT-5555

As the astronauts saw the star fall, they looked at it and Apollo-gized.

My son Luke loves being named after a Star Wars character, but my daughter Chewbacca not so much.

Why do people hate Orion’s belt?
– It is such a big waist of space.

What kind of spaceship did Luke fly in grade school?
– An ABC-Wing.

Maul’s fair in love and war

As the best actors went out in public during the day, they kept quite a glow profile.

Why do you have to clean your house so much in space?
– Stardust is everywhere.

The stars were envious of the sun
– because everything the earth did revolved around it.

Qui-Gon Girl

The mother asked her son to get some planet from the grocery star.

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