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Star puns in 2025

The Joker likes to sleep under the starlight of the open sky because he is afraid of the Dark Knight.

How dare you clap on his face?
– You are dead now. He is a shooting star!

Heart of Darthness

While scrolling through the famous actor’s list, I realized how every picture tells a starry.

My English teacher, after he watched Star Wars, said, “Metaphors be with you.”

The star told the sun, I think you have what it takes to be a star, your temperature is reading 6000 Kelvin.

What did Rey say when she met Leia?
– “Chewie wants a hug, too.”

The Sith Sense

A lamb is the brightest star amongst all the animals.

Why did the star have a crush on the sun?
– It was the center of his universe.

What do bats and stars have in common,
– they all come out at night and stay up late.

Game of Clones

A Plagueis on both your houses!

I send all of my friend’s pictures to NASA because they are of amazing stars.

When momma star was fixing up the light bulb with the help of a ladder, papa star exclaimed, “She’s reaching new lights.”

What did the morning star say to Saturn?
– We have dated for a while yet you haven’t put a ring on it!

How long has Anakin Skywalker been evil?
– Since the Sith Grade

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