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Star puns in 2025

The only stars that wear sunglasses are the movie stars. The star got arrested down the street because it was a shooting star.

Everybody thought I was a genius and I did nothing much, I just star-red the soup and left it to boil.

East of Iden

Stars and bats are so similar. They both come out at night and stay up late.

I don’t know why people argue and complain about Star Wars; it was a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away.

Milk explores interstellar space when ingested by a seagull because it is enter-gull-lactic.

What’s the name of Obi-Wan’s twin brother?
– Obi-Also

Ewok the Line

Vincent Van Gogh used to be a great fan of movie stars. So, he painted ‘Starry Night’.

Was thinking about making some dad jokes about star wars, but I didn’t want to stoop Solo.

I’m reading an exciting book about stars and the principle of anti-gravity in space. I simply can’t put it down.

What is Jyn Erso’s favorite color?
– I’m not sure, but I bet it’s a rouge one.

Like fathier, like son

The movie ‘The Fault in our Stars’ was quite a love star-ry.

I like to sleep while seeing the star lights glow from my window; it helps me dream up bright ideas.

When the astronauts saw the star fall, they gazed at it and one of them Apollo-gized.

How does a meteor shower?
– Using comet and space foam.

A Lightsaber in August

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