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Star puns in 2025

The three Michelin star restaurant’s lights were too bright; maybe they should dim sum.

The evening star was shining bright and was holding up his trousers his trousers with an asteroid belt.

What do we call a battle between two stars?
– A star war.

The Fault in Our Death Star

When Sherlock kidnapped an astronaut thinking it was Moriarty, it turned out to be a mistaken space of identity.

The only way to organize a star party and it turns out good is when you planet.

No Country for Old Phantom Menace

When two film stars get in a fight, one is a shooting star, and the other is a falling star.

At what times are meals served in space?
– At launch time.

The Carbonite Sleep

You don’t know Jakku

Pi-rated movies are rated 3.1416 stars.

The Joker likes to sleep under the starlight of the open sky because he is afraid of the Dark Knight.

How dare you clap on his face?
– You are dead now. He is a shooting star!

Heart of Darthness

While scrolling through the famous actor’s list, I realized how every picture tells a starry.

My English teacher, after he watched Star Wars, said, “Metaphors be with you.”

The star told the sun, I think you have what it takes to be a star, your temperature is reading 6000 Kelvin.

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