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Star puns in 2025

Where does Kylo Ren get his creepy black clothes?
– From his closet.

Some Like It Hoth

The evening star was shining bright and feeling confident because his trousers were being held with an asteroid belt.

I think Ray-Ben was probably the company that sponsored glasses in Star Wars.

The disturbed spiral galaxy wasn’t let into the nightclub because he had previously been barred.

What did Leia’s adoptive parents say when she used to sleepwalk as a child?
– Uh-oh, it’s the rise of Skywalker.

Are they a friend or Poe?

The Roman army never fell. They instead moved to the nearest star system and became the Alpha Centurions.

Where do the stars go to get their milk?
– The Milky Way.

The star decided to leave the galaxy
– because it needed some space.

The Grapes of Sinjir Rath Velus

A space fish can also be called a starfish.

My mother met my father on a starlit night. It sure was a story of love at first bright.

Where do the starts get their milk from?
– At the corner shop along the milky way.

I send all of my girlfriend’s pictures to NASA
– because she is such an amazing star.

Where does Kylo Ren buy his clothes?
– From the mall. I mean, have you seen how much Kylo Ren stuff they have there right now?

The Threepio Stooges

When I asked my friend how she was feeling looking at the famous actor’s pictures, she said, “I am star-gazing.”

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