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Star puns in 2025

“I think you have what it takes to be a star; your temperature is reading 6000 Kelvin,”; said the galaxy to the sun.

My dog is so happy on a starry night that he can bright someone’s head off.

We were up the entire night wondering where the stars had gone, then it dawned on us that they were covered by the dark thick clouds.

Why does your coffee table have a hole right in the middle?
– Because I want it to suck the room and make it small and compact.

Crait Expectations

The stars probably get their milk from the corner shop along the milky way.

If two movie stars are spotted fighting, would it be called the Star Wars?

Astronomers use star-ndard candles to see in the dark.

Why did everyone in the Resistance stop speaking to Finn on the planet with the giant sun?
– He called it a Rey of sunshine.

The Finn Man

The falling star replied with a “no comet” to the journalist’s questions.

You’re always star-ring up trouble.

Stars get straight As in exams
– because they are so bright.

Did you hear about the Gungan who became a taxi cab driver?
– His name is Car Car Binks.

A means to an Endor

An actor apologized to the co-star, saying, “I’m star-ry about that.”

My house was so bright until the burglar stole my lamp, now I am just delighted.

All the stars were lined up ready to take their annual procession known as the star trek.

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