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Star puns in 2025

Why did everyone in the Resistance stop speaking to Finn on the planet with the giant sun?
– He called it a Rey of sunshine.

The Finn Man

The falling star replied with a “no comet” to the journalist’s questions.

You’re always star-ring up trouble.

Stars get straight As in exams
– because they are so bright.

Did you hear about the Gungan who became a taxi cab driver?
– His name is Car Car Binks.

A means to an Endor

An actor apologized to the co-star, saying, “I’m star-ry about that.”

My house was so bright until the burglar stole my lamp, now I am just delighted.

All the stars were lined up ready to take their annual procession known as the star trek.

What do you call a group of stars that create an imaginary picture?
– The student answered, a consternation.

A Bendu in the River

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