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Star puns in 2025

What did Rey say when she met Leia?
– “Chewie wants a hug, too.”

The Sith Sense

A lamb is the brightest star amongst all the animals.

Why did the star have a crush on the sun?
– It was the center of his universe.

What do bats and stars have in common,
– they all come out at night and stay up late.

Game of Clones

A Plagueis on both your houses!

I send all of my friend’s pictures to NASA because they are of amazing stars.

When momma star was fixing up the light bulb with the help of a ladder, papa star exclaimed, “She’s reaching new lights.”

What did the morning star say to Saturn?
– We have dated for a while yet you haven’t put a ring on it!

How long has Anakin Skywalker been evil?
– Since the Sith Grade

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