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Star Wars puns in 2025

A Jedi Master asked his mum if he could get four sweets before dinner, but she said ‘no dear you can have Obi Wan’.

Kylo Ren buys all his clothes from the maul.

Lothal Weapon

Chewbacca was locked out of his house because he lost his woo-key.

Luke on the bright side of life!

Maul’s fair in love and war

 If Vader worked in a restaurant, he’d be a Darth Waiter.

You should always cook a stir fry in an e-wok.

Gone with the Windu

A Jedi master’s favourite type of singing is yoda-ling.

Every morning when Luke wakes up C-3PO says “Ah, the rise of Skywalker”.

Bringing Up BB-8

Chewbacca’s favourite ice cream flavour is wookies and cream.

Don’t look for love in Alderaan places!

 Holy Snokes!

Wookies don’t like steak because they think it is too chewy.

On the 25th December, Emporer Palpatine wished Vader a Merry Sithmas.

East of Iden

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