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Star Wars puns in 2024

Don’t Batuu on it

Chewie wanted a biscuit so Luke gave him a chocolate chip wookie.

Holy Snokes!

 The Grapes of Sinjir Rath Velus

The Jedis wanted to do more exercise so they decided to try Yoda.

When Wookies give out Christmas cards, they always write ‘we wish chew a Merry Christmas’ inside.

The Threepio Stooges

There no stairs on the Death Star because everyone uses the ele-Vader instead.

Before eating dinner Captain Solo always washes his Hans.

As I Lay Dying in Mustafar

A means to an Endor

Jabba’s favourite restaurant is Pizza Hutt.

Which Star Wars character travels around the world?
-Globi Wan Kenobi.

The Fault in Our Death Star

Yoda always takes a camera with him because he loves taking Yodagraphs.

When Santa saw Rey he said ‘you’ve Lando’ed on my nice list this year!’

No Country for Old Phantom Menace

Anakin Skywalker crossed the road to get to the dark side.

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