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Steak puns in 2025

I tried to explain steak puns to my daughter
But it’s a rare medium well done.

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What happens when you drop a steak on the floor?
– It becomes ground beef.

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When the sick steak went to the doctor, he came out cured.

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How do dinosaurs like their steak?
– Rawwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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I was about to season my steak but I dropped the bottle and spilled it all on the ground. It was just a waste of thyme.

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Dud you know Astronauts said steaks are better in space?
They’re a little meteor.

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A rock and steak are very similar: the former is a mini meteor and we want the latter to be meatier.

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A steak pun
… is a medium rarely done well.

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While barbecuing steaks, Pluto said to Saturn, “I swear mine is meteor than yours.”

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A waiter accidentally delivered steak to a vegan and said, “Sorry sir, it was a missed steak.”

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My grandfather was a knight who loved steak. He called himself, Sir Loin.

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What do you guys think of Steak puns?
– I think it’s a rare medium well done.

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A filet minion is none other than a special steak made by tiny yellow guys.

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A steak pun
– Is a rare medium well done.

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Steak pun
– A steak pun is a rare medium well done.

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You know why you never hear any good steak jokes?
– It’s a rare medium, well-done

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Any steak puns in the house? I hear they are a rare medium well done…

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How did you find your steak?” asked the waiter of a patron in the very expensive restaurant.
Just luck,” the hungry man replied, sadly. “I happened to move that small piece of potato, and there it was!”

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