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Steak puns in 2025

I recently subscribed to a nice little magazine about steaks.
It’s a rare medium well done.

I tried to explain steak puns to my daughter
But it’s a rare medium well done.

What happens when you drop a steak on the floor?
– It becomes ground beef.

When the sick steak went to the doctor, he came out cured.

How do dinosaurs like their steak?
– Rawwwwwwwwwwwwwww

I was about to season my steak but I dropped the bottle and spilled it all on the ground. It was just a waste of thyme.

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