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Succulent puns in 2025

Say aloe to my little friend.

You and I make a real prickly pear!

Aloe? Is it me you’re looking for?

Aloe, aloe, aloe, whats going on here?

I’ll never desert you.

I’d never leaf you.

What did one succulent British plant say to the other?
Aloe! Vera nice to meet you!

He is a succa for jokes.

What did the succulent say when it meets new plants?
Aloe there

The great thing about a good cactus pun, is that it really gets to the point.

I wet my plants.

I don’t like it when bay leaves.

Please don’t leaf me!

I hate when bay leaves.

I love the garden center, plants as a far as the cacti can see!

What did one succulent say to the other?
“Aloe there”

Lettuce try our best.

Aloe! It’s Vera nice to meet you.

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