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Succulent puns in 2024

Let me plant one on ya!

I’m not sure a bouquet of cacti is the most prick-tical choice.

What holiday do Christian cacti celebrate?
SuccuLent

Fennel we will meet again.

Someone has taken my succulent plant, I think it was a bit of aloe move to be
honest!

Someone stole my succulent plant.
That was aloe move.

You make my heart skip a beet.

What holiday do Christian cacti celebrate?
SuccuLent

You prickle the idea of mine.

You’ve grown another succulent from scratch? You grow girl!

I am super friendly, I can just be a little prickly at times.

Long thyme no see.

Allow me to plant one on you.

I just love my plants, I think they are so-cculent.

Everyone romaine calm.

Actions spike louder than words.

What did the food critic call the cactus pie?
A succulent meal.

Plant a kiss on him.

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