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Succulent puns in 2025

I don’t think you’re ready for this gel-y!

My aloe had to go to the doctor, they were feeling a little green!

I’m kind of a big dill.

I dropped my cactus the other day. Worst part is, I caught it

How do succulent admit their emotions?

What do you call a human that’s now a cactus?
A transplant.

Oh no what a cac-tastrophe!

Botany plants lately?

They are mint to be with each other.

Sorry, I’m vera awkward in garden centers.

I’m very frond of you.

It’s just not worth it to argue with a cactus… they have too many great points!

Let’s take a leaf of faith.

Let’s stick with each other.

Succulents are plant-tastic.

Welcome, please feel free to stick around!(Cactus)

It’s party thyme.

Look Honey, a cactus! I haven’t seen that many pricks in one place since your family was in for Thanksgiving!

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