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Succulent puns in 2025

I’m very frond of you.

It’s just not worth it to argue with a cactus… they have too many great points!

Let’s take a leaf of faith.

Let’s stick with each other.

Succulents are plant-tastic.

Welcome, please feel free to stick around!(Cactus)

It’s party thyme.

Look Honey, a cactus! I haven’t seen that many pricks in one place since your family was in for Thanksgiving!

Aloe what’s up people?

I just need to tell you, you are suc-cute-lent!

You prickle my fancy.

Look, I love succulents, I guess you could call me a crazy cat-cti lady!

I’m kind of a big dill.

You make me very frond.

You had me at aloe!

I’m a succ-er for you

Baby cacti are so cute, they are just so spiny!

Wonder what thyme it is maybe about tree o’clock.

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