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Succulent puns in 2025

You’ve grown another succulent from scratch? You grow girl!

I am super friendly, I can just be a little prickly at times.

Long thyme no see.

Allow me to plant one on you.

I just love my plants, I think they are so-cculent.

Everyone romaine calm.

Actions spike louder than words.

What did the food critic call the cactus pie?
A succulent meal.

Plant a kiss on him.

My aloe had to go to the doctor, they were feeling a little green!

Aloe-lujah!

Do you need some encourage-mint?

Are you a cactus? Because you’re a prick

That individual is a sucCUTElent.

I would offer you a succulent or two, but I haven’t botany!

Pretty fly, for a cacti.

Good chives only.

Every individual romaine tranquil.

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