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Succulent puns in 2024

What is happening,bud?

I’m so glad we pricked each other.

I love plants, but I’d like to get a pet. I’m considering getting a cat-cus!

Fennel I see you again?

Chive adored you for a very long.

I hope you know, aloe you vera much!

We’re mint to be.

It’s your first day on the job, don’t forget your cac-tie!

How do succulents confess their feelings? “Aloe you so much!”

Prickly pear is made by us.

I don’t think you’re ready for this gel-y!

My aloe had to go to the doctor, they were feeling a little green!

I’m kind of a big dill.

I dropped my cactus the other day. Worst part is, I caught it

How do succulent admit their emotions?

What do you call a human that’s now a cactus?
A transplant.

Oh no what a cac-tastrophe!

Botany plants lately?

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