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Succulent puns in 2025

Look Honey, a cactus! I haven’t seen that many pricks in one place since your family was in for Thanksgiving!

Aloe what’s up people?

I just need to tell you, you are suc-cute-lent!

You prickle my fancy.

Look, I love succulents, I guess you could call me a crazy cat-cti lady!

I’m kind of a big dill.

You make me very frond.

You had me at aloe!

I’m a succ-er for you

Baby cacti are so cute, they are just so spiny!

Wonder what thyme it is maybe about tree o’clock.

she is looking very sharp.

Someone stole my succulent plant.
That was aloe move.

Wood you be mine?

Why are coyotes howling in the night? Because they can only see the cactuses in the day.

I’m such a succa for a lovely new plant!

To be honest, it’s not all its cactus up to be!

Thistle be the best day ever.

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