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Succulent puns in 2025

Aloe! It’s Vera nice to meet you.

You’re stuck with me.

Don’t kale my vibe.

what do you call a plant that eats your dust
a succulent

I am stuck with you.

I tried grilled Aloe Vera at a restaurant today.
It was succulent.

I’m just here, pricking up the pieces!

Lettuce do our best.

Say aloe to my best buddy.

I think you are going to be a great succ-sess!

Let me plant one on ya!

I’m not sure a bouquet of cacti is the most prick-tical choice.

What holiday do Christian cacti celebrate?
SuccuLent

Fennel we will meet again.

Someone has taken my succulent plant, I think it was a bit of aloe move to be
honest!

Someone stole my succulent plant.
That was aloe move.

You make my heart skip a beet.

What holiday do Christian cacti celebrate?
SuccuLent

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