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Summer puns in 2025

What type of music do killer whales love to hear?
– They listen to the orca-stra!

What is the term for a witch who lives on the beach?
– A sandwitch!

The summer sun makes me as happy as a clam at high tide.

“Don’t forget to seas the day.”

They faced off in sand-to-sand combat.

What does a mermaid use to call her best friend?
– A shell phone

What does the mommy fish say when she disagrees with her son?
– I don’t quite sea it that way.

Pool-hair, don’t care!

“Everything is popsicle whenever I’m with you.”

Why did the sun decided not to go to college?
– Because he already had a million degrees.

Why can’t basketball players go on nice vacation?
– They would get called for traveling!

Where do fish usually keep their money?
– In a river-bank!

Tropic like it’s hot!

“Shell we go?”

“Life is like a fanta-sea”

What’s usually gray, has four legs and a trunk?
– A mouse on vacation!

When should you go at red and stop at green?
– When eating a watermelon!

Summer is the perfect moment to shell-abrate good times!

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