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Summer puns in 2025

Nothing about this holiday is plane.

“Glad to ketchup with you.”

“Let’s have fun, buoys and gulls!”

What fruit does Dracula like to eat?
– Neck-tarines.

Where do you think eggs go on their summer vacation?
– New Yolk City!

I have a serious love-heat relationship with summer.

You really are one in a melon!

“Tis the sea-sun to be jolly.”

What does Cinderella usually wear at the beach?
– Glass flippers!

Why did the teacher decided to jump into the pool?
– He wanted to test the water!

Where do goldfish like to go on vacation?
– Around the globe!

I beacha miss summer already!

“Let’s should shell-abrate good times and tan lines.”

Where do ghosts usually go for a swim?
– The Dead Sea.

Why do you think fish will never be good tennis players?
– Because they never get close to the net!

What term do baleen whales call a hook-up?
– Netflix and krill.

I’ll sea you when I’m back from my trip!

“Fishing you a wonderful day.”

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