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Summer puns in 2025

How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
– It goes through a jarring experience.

What do you think is a frog’s favorite summertime treat?
– Hopsicles!

What did the lady fish say when she swam into the concrete wall?
– Dam!

Keep palm and carry on.

“In need of some vitamin sea.”

“It’s time to be nauti.”

What type of music do killer whales love to hear?
– They listen to the orca-stra!

What is the term for a witch who lives on the beach?
– A sandwitch!

The summer sun makes me as happy as a clam at high tide.

“Don’t forget to seas the day.”

They faced off in sand-to-sand combat.

What does a mermaid use to call her best friend?
– A shell phone

What does the mommy fish say when she disagrees with her son?
– I don’t quite sea it that way.

Pool-hair, don’t care!

“Everything is popsicle whenever I’m with you.”

Why did the sun decided not to go to college?
– Because he already had a million degrees.

Why can’t basketball players go on nice vacation?
– They would get called for traveling!

Where do fish usually keep their money?
– In a river-bank!

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