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Summer puns in 2024

Aboat time for summer to start again.

“Anything is popsicle whenever I am with you.”

Why do bananas like to use sunscreen?
– Because they peel!

Which country do sheep go on vacation?
– The Baaa-hamas.

What do you call a huge fish that makes you an offer in which you can’t refuse?
– The Codfather.

Water you sinking aboat?

“I whale love you until I die.”

What is the term for a shoe made from a banana?
– A slipper.

What will you get when you milk a cow in Alaska?
– A snow.

Hey summer, long time no sea!

Life is way better in sandals, and that’s one opinion that I will never flip-flop on.

“I’d love to sea more.”

“She’s very much so-fish-ticated.”

Where do sharks usually go on vacation?
– Finland!

Why did the cheerleader placed an extra salt on her food in the summer?
– She wanted to do summer salts.

Water you doing this summer holiday?

“Finally! I can sea clearly now.”

What is the perfect day to go to the beach?
– SUNday!

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