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Summer puns in 2024

The best thing to watch during the summer holidays?
– Game of cones!

“Sorry, I’m hot for you.”

Where do ghosts love to go on a vacation?
– Lake Eerie.

Why do a fish never go on vacation?
– No, because they’re always in school!

What James Bond film is a blue whale’s favourite?
– Licence to Krill.

.It’s a-boat time for a holiday!

“You are one in a melon, girl!”

“I’ll shorely make you laugh.”

Which bus actually crossed the ocean?
– Columbus.

Do you have any clue on what bread usually do on a vacation?
– It loafs around!

Summer went swimmingly this year.

Girls just wanna have sun!

“Don’t ever get tide down.”

“Hey! Are you squidding me?”

What should a toddler put on to go swimming?
– Pool-ups.

Which is quicker, heat or cold?
– Heat, because you can catch a cold!

Summer and ice cream are mer-made for each other.

“Water you waiting for?!”

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