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Sun puns in 2025

What did the sun enthusiast find out after following the sun for a day?
– He found himself at the same spot.

How does the sun get a haircut from the moon?
– Eclipse it.

“I will sea you at the beach.”

When the sun gets married, it will be a match shade in heaven.

What is the sun’s favorite ride at the theme park?
– The solar coasters.

What did Sin and Cos want to stay out in the sun for a bit longer?
– They wanted to become tanned gents.

What is hairy, brown, and wears shades?
– A coconut going on a vacation.

“Oh yeah buoy.”

It’s all ready, sun and dusted.

What do people who love summer over winter say while arguing about it?
– When all that is said and sun, I love summer more.

How does the sun like his eggs for breakfast?
– Sunny-side-up.

What kind of waves would a sea on the sun possibly have?
– Heat waves.

What did the guy say when his friends laughed at his poor attempt at applying sunscreen on his back?
– “Please, don’t rub it in.”

“Hey, don’t worry. Just beach happy.”

The sun doesn’t need to go to school, it’s already the brightest.

Why is the sun always very mad at the clouds?
– They just keep throwing shade.

What does the sun say to his kid?
– I love you, sun!

Why does everyone love jokes about the sun?
– Because they are de-lightful.

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