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Sun puns in 2025

“I’m melting for you.”

The sun is really mad at the clouds
– because they keep throwing shade.

What does nitrogen become when the sun comes up?
– Daytrogen.

What did the sun enthusiast find out after following the sun for a day?
– He found himself at the same spot.

How does the sun get a haircut from the moon?
– Eclipse it.

“I will sea you at the beach.”

When the sun gets married, it will be a match shade in heaven.

What is the sun’s favorite ride at the theme park?
– The solar coasters.

What did Sin and Cos want to stay out in the sun for a bit longer?
– They wanted to become tanned gents.

What is hairy, brown, and wears shades?
– A coconut going on a vacation.

“Oh yeah buoy.”

It’s all ready, sun and dusted.

What do people who love summer over winter say while arguing about it?
– When all that is said and sun, I love summer more.

How does the sun like his eggs for breakfast?
– Sunny-side-up.

What kind of waves would a sea on the sun possibly have?
– Heat waves.

What did the guy say when his friends laughed at his poor attempt at applying sunscreen on his back?
– “Please, don’t rub it in.”

“Hey, don’t worry. Just beach happy.”

The sun doesn’t need to go to school, it’s already the brightest.

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