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Sun puns in 2025

“Finally! I can sea clearly now.”

Today, I’ve completed another lap around the sun, but I only get half a minute to celebrate
– because it’s my thirty second birthday.

Which prize do the participants in the sun tanning Olympics always want?
– The third prize wants a bronze.

Why can you never tell the exact time by only looking at the sun?
– After some time, it gets spotty.

“Water you doing, my friend?”

It’s Sunday, let’s go have some sun!

What do people do during their summer holidays?
– They have a lot of sun.

What do you say to a bright person who is making you laugh?
– You are too sunny! I cannot stop laughing.

Why is the sun obsessed with solving math problems?
– Because he is always talking about Sum-mer.

What does a cow make in the morning when the sun rises?
– A shadow.

“Whale, hello there, buddy.”

The sun got into trouble
– because he went a step too star.

What are the sun’s favorite chocolate bars?
– A Milky Way or a Mars Bar.

Why is the sun such a famous celeb?
– Because he is literally a shining star, as everyone knows.

Why do people usually go to sunbathe on beaches during the summer?
– Because it is their favorite sea-sun.

“Sorry, I’m hot for you.”

I was up all night wondering where the sun had gone, but then it dawned on me.

What sort of bond does the sun have with all the planets in its solar system?
– A bond of sol-idarity.

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