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Sun puns in 2025

Think about it: the sun’s only son is its sole-heir.

What did the fool do to figure out where the sun went every day after dark?
– He stayed up all night.

What did the planets in the solar system say to the sun to appreciate him?
– We’d be in a dark place without you.

What is the one free thing everyone gets from the sun?
– A free trip around the sun.

“Glad to ketchup with you.”

It’s impossible for the sun to be on time; he’s always fashionably light.

Why did the sun feel so dizzy?
– Because he felt light-headed.

What do pigs say when they stay too long under the sun?
– I am bacon.

How does the sun wish the earth on New Year’s?
– Happy Bearthday.

“Tis the sea-sun to be jolly.”

Bread is like the sun really: it rises in the yeast and sets in the waist.

What do scientists who study the sun have?
– A flare for research.

What is a bread called when it readily goes to sleep under the sun?
– Comatoast.

What is the best TV series to watch when you are enjoying the summer holidays?
– Game of cones!

“Let’s should shell-abrate good times and tan lines.”

The sun has loads of degrees, but it’s never even been to university!

What would the only son of the sun be?
– The sol heir to all his property.

Why did the sun not have to go to college and apply for jobs directly after high school?
– He already has a million degrees.

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