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Sushi puns in 2025

Hey sushi, are you looking for a soy mate?

Why do dinosaurs like sushi?
– Because they like their food ROAR!!!

I’m something of an expert on sushi. You could call me an a-fish-onado.

If you cannot buy happiness, you can still buy sushi which has the same effect.

What a waste of money, that was the worst sushi of all time. It wasn’t even cooked.

When the old sushi couple finally got their pension, they bought a new rolls-rice.

I have to eat sushi every day; I am so sushiholic.

from sea to sushi

Whatever you do, don’t miso sushi night.

As they were walking together, sushi A said to sushi B, “wassa-B!”

If you make a mistake in a Japanese restaurant while ordering soup, just say, ‘Miso-sorry.’

i followed my heart and it led me to sushi

What kind of food takes you to court?
– Sue-shi

I saw my gran last night. She phoned and said ‘come up an sashimi some time’.

Cut my life into pieces and you will end up with my sushi roll.

There is a long sushi queue of people at the venue waiting to buy raw fish.

sushi doesn’t ask silly questions

The sushi chef found the source of the buzzing noise. It wasabi.

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