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Sushi puns in 2025

At the age of tuna half, the world’s greatest sushi chef began training other chefs.

Is this how you sushi roll?

sushi is our favorite food group

I shouldn’t have eaten last night’s sushi left-overs for breakfast. I’m feeling a bit eel.

When they saw the aquarium on top of the cupboard, the two cats thought to themselves that this must be the new sushi bar.

Your sushi chef fiancé is such a rice guy.

“This sushi is terrible.”
“Sir, this is an aquarium.”

i’ve got an urgin’ for urchin

I’d recommend taking your friends out for sushi. Then you can see how they roll.

It was so iraw-nical that she ordered sushi for supper, yet he hates it.

Ensure you take a sue-shi when you are going to court.

everything is better with friends and nigiris

I’d recommend the electric eel sushi. It’s shockingly good.

We’ve lived many years as a family because we are soy happy together.

At the dancing hall, sushi tells the bee, “Wasa-bee! Let’s roll.”

Sushi to bee: wasa-bee! Bee: Let’s roll.

Did you hear about the new lawyer themed sushi restaurant that opened up the other day?
– It’s called Sosumi.

feast your eyes on this sushi

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