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Sushi puns in 2025

I accidentally ordered a burger at the sushi bar. ‘Miso sorry’ I told the waiter.

In the delicious mix of sushi, soy said to rice, “it has been rice meeting you.”

You will get my sushi roll if you cut me into pieces.

What type of sushi does Bob Seger like?
– That Old Thai Moroccan Roll.

let’s get avo-control

I say create your own sushi jokes. Don’t leave it to salmon else.

When ordering soup in a Japanese restaurant and you happen to make a mistake just say, “Miso-sorry.”

She has been soy into me ever since we met.

What is the sushi chef’s dream car?
– rolls rice

I asked my mom how she liked her sushi. She said cooked.

Now that we live in the same area, let’s chopstick together.

The sushi couple decided to buy a brand-new rolls-rice when they got their pension.

I prepared sushi for my friend on her birthday, but she said: Yuck! That was such a raw deal!

At what age did the world’s greatest sushi chef begin his training?
– Tuna half.

My mother claims that raw fish keeps disappearing from our refrigerator
– It’s the Ghost of sushi, ma

The sushi said to the bee: ‘wasabi’. ‘Let’s roll’ replied the bee.

When she was asked how she would like her sushi done, she responded that she likes it raw.

Driving on a busy road requires that you control your tempura.

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