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Sushi puns in 2025

Turns out my girlfriend doesn’t like Japanese food. Sushi left me.

On the opening day of the restaurant, there was a huge banner at the entrance that read, ‘We’re o-fish-ally open!’

You ordering sushi for dinner is so iraw-nical, now that you know I hate it.

no such thing as too much tuna

Why did the sushi cross the road?
– Sushi could get to the other side.

A balanced diet is a sushi roll in each hand.

When the chef makes sushi, he does such a rice job.

I wish you could sashimi some other time as I’m so busy right now.

What’s my favorite kind of sushi?
– Payroll

Sushi: It’s OK but always seems a little undercooked to me.

Not everyone will celebrate your victory, others will see you rollin.. they hatin’

The favorite roll for the sushi chef was the payroll.

After eating sushi, a guest commented: That sushi wasn’t even cooked. I can’t believe I just wasted my money!

For a little while I thought I found something to replace my love for sushi….
…but alas, it was only tempurary.

A Sunni and a Shia Muslim have a child together
– They name her Sushi

I don’t trust sushi. It always seems a bit fishy.

With hesitance of speech, he said, “you are my soy mate.”

And the fisher men sang as they fished, “raw raw raw your boat”

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