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Sushi puns in 2025

“This sushi is terrible.”
“Sir, this is an aquarium.”

i’ve got an urgin’ for urchin

I’d recommend taking your friends out for sushi. Then you can see how they roll.

It was so iraw-nical that she ordered sushi for supper, yet he hates it.

Ensure you take a sue-shi when you are going to court.

everything is better with friends and nigiris

I’d recommend the electric eel sushi. It’s shockingly good.

We’ve lived many years as a family because we are soy happy together.

At the dancing hall, sushi tells the bee, “Wasa-bee! Let’s roll.”

Sushi to bee: wasa-bee! Bee: Let’s roll.

Did you hear about the new lawyer themed sushi restaurant that opened up the other day?
– It’s called Sosumi.

feast your eyes on this sushi

Turns out my girlfriend doesn’t like Japanese food. Sushi left me.

On the opening day of the restaurant, there was a huge banner at the entrance that read, ‘We’re o-fish-ally open!’

You ordering sushi for dinner is so iraw-nical, now that you know I hate it.

no such thing as too much tuna

Why did the sushi cross the road?
– Sushi could get to the other side.

A balanced diet is a sushi roll in each hand.

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