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Sushi puns in 2024

Soy to rice: It was rice having you around.

Sushi
…the rolls-rice of Asian seafood

Do you know the best pan to use to make sushi? Japan.

All the guests present loved sushi soy much that no one wanted to leave.

They went to the local restaurant and ordered some sushi. After eating, they discovered that they got the raw end of the deal.

Guess what… the young man who sold his body to the cannibalistic sushi shop is now on a roll!

He came to me and asked: sushi loves you?

How do you comfort a grieving sushi chef?
– Wasabi for your loss.

Let’s grab sushi. Just for the halibut.

When we got to the venue, there were so many sushi queues of people waiting in line for raw fish.

Lady Gaga loves sushi because it is served raw, raw, raw, raw.

A man sold his flesh to a cannibalistic sushi shop…
…I guess you could say he’s on a roll.

fatty tuna in your tummy

Did you know octopus love Japanese food? They’re suckers for a little sushi.

As the year comes to an end, all I think about is raw-kin’ round the Christmas tree.

Hey sushi, are you looking for a soy mate?

Why do dinosaurs like sushi?
– Because they like their food ROAR!!!

I’m something of an expert on sushi. You could call me an a-fish-onado.

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