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Sushi puns in 2025

everything is better with friends and nigiris

I’d recommend the electric eel sushi. It’s shockingly good.

We’ve lived many years as a family because we are soy happy together.

At the dancing hall, sushi tells the bee, “Wasa-bee! Let’s roll.”

Sushi to bee: wasa-bee! Bee: Let’s roll.

Did you hear about the new lawyer themed sushi restaurant that opened up the other day?
– It’s called Sosumi.

feast your eyes on this sushi

Turns out my girlfriend doesn’t like Japanese food. Sushi left me.

On the opening day of the restaurant, there was a huge banner at the entrance that read, ‘We’re o-fish-ally open!’

You ordering sushi for dinner is so iraw-nical, now that you know I hate it.

no such thing as too much tuna

Why did the sushi cross the road?
– Sushi could get to the other side.

A balanced diet is a sushi roll in each hand.

When the chef makes sushi, he does such a rice job.

I wish you could sashimi some other time as I’m so busy right now.

What’s my favorite kind of sushi?
– Payroll

Sushi: It’s OK but always seems a little undercooked to me.

Not everyone will celebrate your victory, others will see you rollin.. they hatin’

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