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Sushi puns in 2024

My mother claims that raw fish keeps disappearing from our refrigerator
– It’s the Ghost of sushi, ma

The sushi said to the bee: ‘wasabi’. ‘Let’s roll’ replied the bee.

When she was asked how she would like her sushi done, she responded that she likes it raw.

Driving on a busy road requires that you control your tempura.

What’s a soldier’s favorite type of sushi?
– A combat roll

no more mr. rice guy

The youngest ever sushi chef was only tuna half years old.

Lady Gaga’s favorite food is sushi. This is because they serve it raw, raw, raw, raw.

Those who see you rollin will never celebrate your victory.

Why don’t whales eat sushi very often?
– Of course whales like sushi. It’s just those itty-bitty chop sticks that keep getting stuck in their teeth.

All the guests love sushi soy much they didn’t want to leave.

Right now, I am so busy. Kindly come up and sashimi sometime.

It was reported that a young man sold his flesh to a cannibalistic sushi shop. You can guess what happened after that, he is on a roll.

The best type of sushi for a straight A-student is the honor roll.

sushi makes miso happy

Why are octopi easily duped when it comes to eating seafood?
– They’re suckers for sushi

I took my friend out for sushi on her birthday. She complained she got a raw deal.

When you watch people eating sushi that is when you know how they roll.

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