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Sushi puns in 2024

On the opening day of the restaurant, there was a huge banner at the entrance that read, ‘We’re o-fish-ally open!’

You ordering sushi for dinner is so iraw-nical, now that you know I hate it.

no such thing as too much tuna

Why did the sushi cross the road?
– Sushi could get to the other side.

A balanced diet is a sushi roll in each hand.

When the chef makes sushi, he does such a rice job.

I wish you could sashimi some other time as I’m so busy right now.

What’s my favorite kind of sushi?
– Payroll

Sushi: It’s OK but always seems a little undercooked to me.

Not everyone will celebrate your victory, others will see you rollin.. they hatin’

The favorite roll for the sushi chef was the payroll.

After eating sushi, a guest commented: That sushi wasn’t even cooked. I can’t believe I just wasted my money!

For a little while I thought I found something to replace my love for sushi….
…but alas, it was only tempurary.

A Sunni and a Shia Muslim have a child together
– They name her Sushi

I don’t trust sushi. It always seems a bit fishy.

With hesitance of speech, he said, “you are my soy mate.”

And the fisher men sang as they fished, “raw raw raw your boat”

so much sushi, so little time

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