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Sushi puns in 2024

Lady Gaga loves sushi because it is served raw, raw, raw, raw.

A man sold his flesh to a cannibalistic sushi shop…
…I guess you could say he’s on a roll.

fatty tuna in your tummy

Did you know octopus love Japanese food? They’re suckers for a little sushi.

As the year comes to an end, all I think about is raw-kin’ round the Christmas tree.

Hey sushi, are you looking for a soy mate?

Why do dinosaurs like sushi?
– Because they like their food ROAR!!!

I’m something of an expert on sushi. You could call me an a-fish-onado.

If you cannot buy happiness, you can still buy sushi which has the same effect.

What a waste of money, that was the worst sushi of all time. It wasn’t even cooked.

When the old sushi couple finally got their pension, they bought a new rolls-rice.

I have to eat sushi every day; I am so sushiholic.

from sea to sushi

Whatever you do, don’t miso sushi night.

As they were walking together, sushi A said to sushi B, “wassa-B!”

If you make a mistake in a Japanese restaurant while ordering soup, just say, ‘Miso-sorry.’

i followed my heart and it led me to sushi

What kind of food takes you to court?
– Sue-shi

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