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Sushi puns in 2025

She has been soy into me ever since we met.

What is the sushi chef’s dream car?
– rolls rice

I asked my mom how she liked her sushi. She said cooked.

Now that we live in the same area, let’s chopstick together.

The sushi couple decided to buy a brand-new rolls-rice when they got their pension.

I prepared sushi for my friend on her birthday, but she said: Yuck! That was such a raw deal!

At what age did the world’s greatest sushi chef begin his training?
– Tuna half.

My mother claims that raw fish keeps disappearing from our refrigerator
– It’s the Ghost of sushi, ma

The sushi said to the bee: ‘wasabi’. ‘Let’s roll’ replied the bee.

When she was asked how she would like her sushi done, she responded that she likes it raw.

Driving on a busy road requires that you control your tempura.

What’s a soldier’s favorite type of sushi?
– A combat roll

no more mr. rice guy

The youngest ever sushi chef was only tuna half years old.

Lady Gaga’s favorite food is sushi. This is because they serve it raw, raw, raw, raw.

Those who see you rollin will never celebrate your victory.

Why don’t whales eat sushi very often?
– Of course whales like sushi. It’s just those itty-bitty chop sticks that keep getting stuck in their teeth.

All the guests love sushi soy much they didn’t want to leave.

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