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Sushi puns in 2025

If you are a straight A-student, the best type of sushi for you is the honor roll.

I am soy sorry about what happened to you yesterday.

You cannot buy happiness, but you can buy sushi and still feel the same way.

Expensive sushi
– That’s s raw deal

I was asked to leave a new sushi joint last night for complaining the food was bad. Turned out it was the aquarium.

When he was asked to say one romantic line to his wife to be, he told her, “you are the salmon to my sticky rice.”

What is the most favourite roll of every employee in the sushi restaurant? – Payroll!

They are both seeking for fortuna.

there’s no such thing as too much sushi

our sushi is crabtivating

My friend lost her job at the sushi restaurant. She just couldn’t control her tempura.

When you are driving on busy roads, it is important to control your tempura.

Soy to rice: It was rice having you around.

Sushi
…the rolls-rice of Asian seafood

Do you know the best pan to use to make sushi? Japan.

All the guests present loved sushi soy much that no one wanted to leave.

They went to the local restaurant and ordered some sushi. After eating, they discovered that they got the raw end of the deal.

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