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Sushi puns in 2024

Determination is everything for a sushi chef. My friend believed she could do it sushi did.

Determination is everything. She believed she could make it, so sushi did.

How do you want your sushi? Raw.

why be grouchy when there’s hamachi

The rice and the salmon were great together. You could say they were soy mates.

My friend and I can rarely agree on which sushi restaurant to visit. We’re obviously dancing to different tuna.

If you haven’t tasted sushi, try whale sushi. It is a killer.

His subject made miso happy that I always looked forward to his lesson.

we’re all over this sushi like white on rice

Last week I thought I’d found something to replace my sushi addiction with. Alas it was only tempurary.

There are different types of foods you can eat, but if you are going to court, kindly take sue-shi.

The sushi chef can be a good husband simply because he is such a rice guy.

What do sushi makers have in common with Spanish pirates? Answer: They both seek fortuna.

What do sushi makers have in common with Spanish pirates?
– They both seek fortuna.

You are soy awesome.

Sushi crossed the road sushi could get to the other side.

I can’t believe he did that to you. I am soy soy sorry.

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