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Tea puns in 2025

Don’t kettle in other people’s business

 Defense lawyers are only afraid of one particular type of tea, the GUILT-TEA!

Don’t chai this at home

The loving husband always greeted his wife each day with a “Hello Brew-TEA-Full!”

She would rather be his shot of espresso than everyone’s cup of tea.

You’re such a hot-tea

Everything I brew, I brew it for you

Most tea drinkers will not socialize with a bad element at work because it is just not their cup of tea.

This is so tea-dious

You’re safe! What a tea leaf! (relief)

People who are full of ambition often have loft-TEA goals.

Hello, is it tea, you’re looking for?

Let me give this a chai

 I love to drink tea each day because it brings out my inner tranquili-TEA.

When I find myself in hot water, I have to bag it

It’s no use crying over spilled tea, but it is just so sad!

I need to get stuff done but I keep procaffeinating

If you decide to invite the Queen of England over for a drink, consider it to be royal-tea.

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