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Tea puns in 2024

Jas yours? No Jas-mine

When I told the barista she gave me the wrong drink, she quickly became all missed-TEA-eyed.

 God said, “Let them brew tea”, and, then there was tea.

No need to be sal-tea

I like big mugs and I cannot lie

She tends to break the ice very easily because she is exceptionally flirt-TEA.

Steeping too often in the bubble and the boil of the tea kettle clouds my inner eye.

We’re a matcha made in heaven

People who are usually worried about everything will drink tea for the safe-TEA reasons.

Drinking tea, just gives me sereni-tea

50 shades of Earl Grey

If you spill Queen Elizabeth’s tea it can be considered a threat to all British sovereign TEA.

 If tea is the drink of love, then brew on!

It’s for your own safe-tea

Mugs and kisses

Hipsters will only drink their tea iced because ice was waterway before it was cool.

One steep forward, two steeps back

He’s no matcha for me

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