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Teacher puns in 2025

You don’t get to be number one without being odd.

Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.

History. History. Did I just rewrite history?

My teacher asked me to give him the longest sentence I could think of.
– I said, “Life imprisonment.”

The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar. It was tense.

He used to teach computers, but then he lost his drive.

Teachers deserve a lot of credit. Of course, if we paid them more, they wouldn’t need it.

What is a math teacher’s favourite time of year?
– Sum-mer.

When I heard oxygen and magnesium were dating, I was like O MG

Think outside the quadrilateral

The poor speller tried to tell his teacher he didn’t want to retake the test, but words failed him.

Numbers that aren’t divisible by two seem very odd to me.

Santa’s helpers are subordinate Clauses.

Civil War jokes? I General Lee don’t find them funny

“Why are you failing history?” My mum asked.
– “The teacher just keeps talking about stuff that happened before I was born!” I replied.

When I was a kid, my English teacher looked my way and said, “Name two pronouns.” I said, “Who, me?”

The globe means the world to a social studies teacher.

Teacher: Be sure that you go straight home
– Student: I can’t, I live just round the corner!

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