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Teacher puns in 2025

My trigonometry teacher is so hard to understand.
– She always talks in sine language.

I don’t think you understand the gravity of this science lesson

Not all math puns are horrible. Only sum

My maths teacher called me average once. It was mean.

He had a photographic memory which was never developed.

There’s no time for Stalin when you’re Russian to industrialize

The history teacher asked a student, “Can you tell me where Napoleon came from?”
– “Of Corsican,” replied the student.

English teachers are always write!

When the teacher asked a question the students were all up in arms.

Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.

I once told my science teacher a chemistry joke. There was no reaction though.

Once I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

y=mx+b is my favorite one-liner

You don’t get to be number one without being odd.

Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.

History. History. Did I just rewrite history?

My teacher asked me to give him the longest sentence I could think of.
– I said, “Life imprisonment.”

The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar. It was tense.

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