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Teacher puns in 2025

We went on a trip with my English teacher, who was scared of bugs.
– He screamed so loudly when he noticed there was an antonym.

I make horrible science puns, but only periodically

If you leave alphabet soup on the stove, it could spell disaster.

My math teacher was confused when I started doing sums on the floor, but he’d told us to do them without using tables.

Using a broken pencil is pointless.

You know what seems odd to me? Numbers that aren’t divisible by 2

The problem with English teachers is that they’re always write.

English teachers get lit

Reading while sunbathing makes you well-red.

Why can’t you run in a camp site but only ran?
– Because it passed tents.

My teacher asked a student where the English Channel was. “I don’t know!”
– He said, “my TV doesn’t get that one.”

Think like a proton and stay positive

The road to success is always under construction.

Most students are angling to get an A in geometry.

A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

Do you think ancient Mesopotamians went on Sumer vacation?

What’s the sweetest school subject?
– History because it’s full of dates.

Reading is lit

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