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Teacher puns in 2025

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

I read the constitution for the articles

Why is an English teacher like a judge?
– Because they both hand out sentences.

7 days without a pun makes one weak

The recipe for re-writing and essay involves a lot of shortening.

Who should be your best friend at school?
– Your princi-pal!

My teacher pointed his ruler at me and said there was an idiot at the end of it. I asked which end.

I’m out of chemistry jokes, but I should zinc of a new one

You have to be odd to be number 1

The good thing about an English teacher – they never write a student off.

English teachers never write students off.

Those who gossip have a sense of rumor.

As a history teacher I like to Babylon

The best gift for your geographer? A globe would mean the world to them.

Metaphors be with you

The music students were out of control. They were all keyed up.

Why were the math teachers so tired?
– They were out of shape.

A backward poet writes inverse.

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