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Teacher puns in 2025

Do you think ancient Mesopotamians went on Sumer vacation?

What’s the sweetest school subject?
– History because it’s full of dates.

Reading is lit

The teacher forgot to take attendance. She was absent-minded.

Be like a proton. Always stay positive.

In detention, I had to do a spelling test with different versions of the word incorrect. I was glad I had the opportunity to write all my wrongs.

I love the way the earth rotates. It really makes my day

Why is the obtuse triangle upset? Because it’s never right

If math teachers eat too much pi they get a large circumference.

The school calendar’s days are numbered.

Who built King Arthur’s Round Table? Sir Cumference

My teacher looked at me and said, “Quick, name two pronouns!” I said “Who, me?”

Let’s eat Grandma. Let’s eat, Grandma. Comma’s save lives.

Old math teachers never die, they just become irrational.

Things annoying teacher say: Do not pack up yet, we still have 26 seconds on the clock.

My trigonometry teacher is so hard to understand.
– She always talks in sine language.

I don’t think you understand the gravity of this science lesson

Not all math puns are horrible. Only sum

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