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Teacher puns in 2025

Maths teachers have lots of problems.

Cross country runners with bad shoes suffer the agony of defeat.

History teachers live in the past

My English teacher was crying one day, so I tried to comfort her. I said, “there, their, they’re.”

Why are apostrophes terrible to date? Because they are possessive

Math teachers have too many problems.

Why did Hari take a ladder and go to school?
– He wanted to go to high school

Decimals do have a point.

My head hertz from the frequency of these puns

Oh you have graph paper? You must be plotting something

Before I started my new writing class I was quite nervous, but now I’m past tense.

The school calendar’s days are numbered.

A hangover is the Wrath of Grapes.

If anyone Khan, Genghis Kahn

My geography teacher asked me to tell her what I knew about the Dead Sea.
– I didn’t even know it was ill!

Which dinosaur knows a lot of synonyms? A thesaurus

My science teacher was absent today. He left a note that said, “Gone Fission”.

A book never has written: “The Best Subject in School”

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