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Teacher puns in 2025

When I heard oxygen and magnesium were dating, I was like O MG

Think outside the quadrilateral

The poor speller tried to tell his teacher he didn’t want to retake the test, but words failed him.

Numbers that aren’t divisible by two seem very odd to me.

Santa’s helpers are subordinate Clauses.

Civil War jokes? I General Lee don’t find them funny

“Why are you failing history?” My mum asked.
– “The teacher just keeps talking about stuff that happened before I was born!” I replied.

When I was a kid, my English teacher looked my way and said, “Name two pronouns.” I said, “Who, me?”

The globe means the world to a social studies teacher.

Teacher: Be sure that you go straight home
– Student: I can’t, I live just round the corner!

What do you call an acid with an attitude?
– A-mean-oh acid.

You matter! Unless you multiply yourself by the speed of light…then you energy.

Too much pi gives you a large circumference

History. History. Woah, I think I just rewrote history!

Maths teachers have lots of problems.

Cross country runners with bad shoes suffer the agony of defeat.

History teachers live in the past

My English teacher was crying one day, so I tried to comfort her. I said, “there, their, they’re.”

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