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Teeth puns in 2025

My dentist pulled out the wrong tooth…
– He said it was acci-dental

Why were the smaller sabre-tooth cats better hunters than the larger sabre-tooths ?
– Because they were light sabers.
May the 4th be with you !

How do you feel when you’ve been to the dentist several times?
– Like you know the drill.

I like my teeth like essays
Double spaced

My dentist said that he had two ways of knocking me out before starting his work. He could do it with some gas, or he would have to use some big metallic rock. I just told him, “Ether/ore”.

The other day the donut had to go to its dentist. Because he needed some filling.

When two students get together it’s young love, but when two dentistry students get together it’s tongue love!

The substance that surrounds teeth is called enamel.

My kid didn’t want to tell me that his tooth was loose.
I had to pull it out of him.

Which teeth should you always brush? The ones in your mouth that you want to keep.

Dental Crowding: “For the last time, get out of my space! I distinctly remember being here first”

My dentist has hung a TV on his office ceiling so that his patients would watch shows while he worked. He’s been calling it Netflix and Drill.

My cavity wasn’t fixed by my regular dentist, but by a guy who was filling in.

Who brings presents to teeth at Christmas time?
– Santa Floss.

Which film do dentist’s like best?
– Plaque to the future.

Want to hear a funny joke?
– Hold on, let me brace myself

The other day the computer decided to go to his dentist. It was probably
– because he had bluetooth.

The other day Frosty the Snowman had to go to his dentist. Probably because he had a really bad case of frost bite.

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