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Teeth puns in 2025

When I went to my dentist, she asked me whether I had any sensitive toothpaste at home. I said I didn’t know because my toothpaste and I don’t really talk about our feelings with each other.

I got my job at the dentist’s office by word of mouth.

dog tooth fairy pun
– I feel like there should be a pun for what the dog tooth fairy brings, but i’m at a loss. anyone have any good puns?

As I was haphazardly putting up some shelving, it fell on me and chipped my tooth.
– Now I’m annoyed at my shelf.

What do you call fear of flossing your teeth?
– Flosstraphobia.

My dentist has a picture of her favorite animal on her desk. It’s the picture of a molar bear.

I gave another name to my dentist’s office. I call it a filling station.

Be kind to your dentist because he has fillings too.

My dentist pulled out the wrong tooth…
– He said it was acci-dental

Why were the smaller sabre-tooth cats better hunters than the larger sabre-tooths ?
– Because they were light sabers.
May the 4th be with you !

How do you feel when you’ve been to the dentist several times?
– Like you know the drill.

I like my teeth like essays
Double spaced

My dentist said that he had two ways of knocking me out before starting his work. He could do it with some gas, or he would have to use some big metallic rock. I just told him, “Ether/ore”.

The other day the donut had to go to its dentist. Because he needed some filling.

When two students get together it’s young love, but when two dentistry students get together it’s tongue love!

The substance that surrounds teeth is called enamel.

My kid didn’t want to tell me that his tooth was loose.
I had to pull it out of him.

Which teeth should you always brush? The ones in your mouth that you want to keep.

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