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Teeth puns in 2025

What did the dentist say to the lumberjack?
– You’ve got a cavi-tree.

Q: What do you call a two dentists that live on opposite sides of the world?
A: Molar opposites.

I went to my dentist yesterday and she told me that I don’t floss enough. I took her advice and started taking dance classes.

A lawyer asked his dentist to give him a retainer.

Enamel is the strongest substance in the entire human body.

My 5 yr old girl told her first dad joke today: “Dad look what happened to my tooth!” Smiles and has a disgusting mouthfull of crunched up nachos.
“It’s chipped!” Tears of pride and joy

What has teeth but can’t chew?
– A comb.

My dentist likes potatoes a lot. When I went and asked him about it, he said it’s
– because they’re very filling.

I went to my dentist to get a damaged tooth removed but he removed the wrong one. Well, it was acci-dental though.

A dentist and a manicurist fought tooth and nail.

How did the tooth fairy stick her broken wand back together?
– With toothpaste.

What did the dentist say about the golfer’s teeth?
– Hole in one!

The opposite of wisdom teeth…
– Curly Larry Molar

How far is it to the dental surgery?
– Six smiles

I’d a friend when I was a kid who’s become a dentist by now. When we used to play together, his favorite game was always Caps and robbers.

A dentist has to tell the patient the whole tooth.

Don’t argue with a dentist, they’ll start getting mouthy!

At the age of about five or six, milk teeth begin to fall out and permanent teeth grow in place of them.

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