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Teeth puns in 2025

I have a huge sweet tooth, but only when my wife is around
I can never get enough brownie points

What do you call it when an Elephant has a loose tooth? Perfect joke with the LSU/Alabama game going on right now..
– Tuskaloosa

Why are teeth sharp?
– Because they do their homework.

One day a golfer went to the dentist. The dentist checked on her and said “Well miss, you seem to have a hole in one”.

The deer went to the dentist and the dentist said that it needed braces. Probably because it had buck teeth.

Ten years without brushing causes horrible tooth decade.

The mineral that makes up tooth enamel is called Apatite

What did the dentist say to the judge before his operation?
– I promise to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth.

Be kind to dentists
They have fillings too

Dentists usually seem very moody. It’s probably
– because they are always looking down in the mouths.

I went to my dentist today and while I was talking to her she seemed quite distracted. I had the feeling that she was brushing me off.

Dentists aren’t easily offended, they always manage to brush it off!

Some people never grow all, or any, of their wisdom teeth.

Which type of dinosaur has the best teeth?
– The Flossoraptor.

What do tuba players need when they’re cleaning his teeth?
– A tuba toothpaste.

My dentist said I need a crown.
I was like I know, right?

The other day I needed some x-rays when I went to the dentist’s place. My dentist kept calling them tooth-pics.

I went to the dentist without lunch so he gave me a plate.

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