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Teeth puns in 2025

Some people never grow all, or any, of their wisdom teeth.

Which type of dinosaur has the best teeth?
– The Flossoraptor.

What do tuba players need when they’re cleaning his teeth?
– A tuba toothpaste.

My dentist said I need a crown.
I was like I know, right?

The other day I needed some x-rays when I went to the dentist’s place. My dentist kept calling them tooth-pics.

I went to the dentist without lunch so he gave me a plate.

What did the dentist say to the doughnut?
– You need a filling.

What did the dentist say to the tree?
– You need a root canal.

My dentist pulled out the wrong tooth
He said it was accidental

My dentist had quite a number of good looking clothes. So I wondered where he bought them from. She told me her favorite place to get clothes was The Gap.

I had a broken tooth and so, I went to the dentist for advice on how to fix it. He said to do it with tooth paste.

I got a gold filling and put my money where my mouth is.

Some babies have natal teeth, which are one or two teeth you’re born with.

What do you call a bear who has no teeth?
– A gummy bear.

They grow up so fast. My son lost his first tooth Saturday night.
He got in a fight with the bouncer at a club.

Why are false teeth like vampires?
– They both come out at night.

I once heard about a dentist who planted a big garden. A few weeks later he was seen to be picking his teeth.

The other day a patient didn’t show up at his dentist’s place for his root canal. I guess he just lost his nerve.

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