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Teeth puns in 2025

They called him the king of dentists because he specialized in crowns.

Why did the deer need to wear braces?
– Because he had buck teeth.

(X-post) Weaponized Saber-tooth cats would be a real menace.
They’re armed to the teeth.

What type of transport takes you to tooth island?
– A tooth ferry.

The dentist once told me that my teeth are like some string of pearls. He said it’s
– because each one of them has one hole through it.

Two dentists were friends but they lived across the country from one another. I guess you could say that they were molar opposites.

Depression in dentists is a serious dental illness.

Did you hear about the wisdom tooth who got smart with the dentist?
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Whoever came up with the word dentures really missed an opportunity to call it “Substi-tooths”.

If your dentist pulls the wrong tooth
Is it acci-dental?

I’ve been going to the dentist since I was a kid. I just know the drill by now.

A guru went to the dentist one day but refused any painkillers. It’s probably
– because he rather wished to transcend dental medication.

Dentists practice by going through many drills.

I have a huge sweet tooth, but only when my wife is around
I can never get enough brownie points

What do you call it when an Elephant has a loose tooth? Perfect joke with the LSU/Alabama game going on right now..
– Tuskaloosa

Why are teeth sharp?
– Because they do their homework.

One day a golfer went to the dentist. The dentist checked on her and said “Well miss, you seem to have a hole in one”.

The deer went to the dentist and the dentist said that it needed braces. Probably because it had buck teeth.

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