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Teeth puns in 2025

My dentist has hung a TV on his office ceiling so that his patients would watch shows while he worked. He’s been calling it Netflix and Drill.

My cavity wasn’t fixed by my regular dentist, but by a guy who was filling in.

Who brings presents to teeth at Christmas time?
– Santa Floss.

Which film do dentist’s like best?
– Plaque to the future.

Want to hear a funny joke?
– Hold on, let me brace myself

The other day the computer decided to go to his dentist. It was probably
– because he had bluetooth.

The other day Frosty the Snowman had to go to his dentist. Probably because he had a really bad case of frost bite.

No one knew she had a dental implant until it came out in a conversation.

This first set of teeth are called milk teeth and there are 20 of them.

What is a dentist’s favourite animal?
– A molar bear.

It’s unfortunate that the cop lost his tooth on job
But it’s a huge responsibility & someone had to bite the bullet.

What is the best time to go to the dentist?
– Tooth-hurty.

I went to my dentist because my tooth was hurting. Although, my cavity wasn’t really fixed by my regular doctor. A guy that was filling in for him did the work.

Be kind to your dentist because he has fillings too.

It’s no surprise that dentists are sad, they’re always down in the mouth!

When did the dentist develop tooth pain?
– Tooth-hurty! (2:30)

What do you call a dentist who doesn’t like tea?
– Denis.

What’s white, furry and shaped like a tooth?
– A molar bear

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