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Teeth puns in 2024

A group of nagging dentists were skiing some experiments and accidentally discovered one new chemical element. They named it the Flossphorus.

Dental graduation certificates are always printed on a plaque.

I knocked my son’s tooth out with a hatchet yesterday.
– It was axedental.

How do you know the tooth brush was invented by rednecks?
– Anyone else would of called it a teethbrush.

My dentist pulled out the wrong tooth…
He said it was acci-dental.

Meeting at 2:30? Must be the dentist.
– Cuz you said your “tooth hurty!”

All the dentists move to one particular place when they all retire. They all go to Fluorida.

My dentist seemed distracted; I think he was brushing me off.

What’s the worst time to book a dentist appointment?
– Two-Thirty (Tooth hurty!)

What does Tooth Paste mean in Italian?
– Pasta al dente!

Why did the tooth see a therapist?
– To get to the root of their problems.

Why didn’t the tooth stop to chat?
– She was in a brush.

Once, I was living with a marching band member and I noticed that she used to brush her teeth with a tuba toothpaste.

I always say that going to a dentist is like the movies where some character gets interrogated. Because it’s always pretty clear if someone’s lying and if they don’t come clean, they might lose a tooth.

Dentist have their own flossify on how to keep teeth clean.

What should you put into a slice of cake?
– Your teeth

Why are dentists good at solving problems?
– Because they are used to getting to the root of things.

What time did the guy make his dental appointment for?
Please, Dad…
Tooth-hurty.
Tooth-hurty, Coral.

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