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Teeth puns in 2025

What did the tiger eat after he’d had his tooth taken out?
– The dentist.

Why do tooth fairies have smartphones?
– Because they like to use bluetooth.

How far is it to the dental surgery?
– Six smiles

I’d a friend when I was a kid who’s become a dentist by now. When we used to play together, his favorite game was always Caps and robbers.

An astronaut had a cavity and went to his dentist. The dentist kept calling the cavity a black hole.

Dental care in Panama is called a route canal.

Why did the two teeth get married?
– Because they had fallen in love at first bite.

Why did the dentist eat lots of porridge?
– Because it is filling.

If your dentist pulls out the wrong tooth
Is it….. AcciDental

The Queen got her tooth chipped the other day. So she decided to go to her dentist to treat herself a new crown.

A group of nagging dentists were skiing some experiments and accidentally discovered one new chemical element. They named it the Flossphorus.

Dental graduation certificates are always printed on a plaque.

The tooth fairy teaches children that…
they can sell body parts for money.

If you like sweet things you are a sweet tooth. If you like wireless things what are you?
– A bluetooth.

Which type of fruit leaves money if it finds teeth?
– Tooth pear-ies.

Whenever I have any problem, hearing them my dentist gives the best advice. I call this talent his fill-ossophy.

My dentist seemed distracted; I think he was brushing me off.

What’s the worst time to book a dentist appointment?
– Two-Thirty (Tooth hurty!)

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