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Teeth puns in 2025

Why did the dentist eat lots of porridge?
– Because it is filling.

If your dentist pulls out the wrong tooth
Is it….. AcciDental

The Queen got her tooth chipped the other day. So she decided to go to her dentist to treat herself a new crown.

An astronaut had a cavity and went to his dentist. The dentist kept calling the cavity a black hole.

Dental care in Panama is called a route canal.

The tooth fairy teaches children that…
they can sell body parts for money.

If you like sweet things you are a sweet tooth. If you like wireless things what are you?
– A bluetooth.

Which type of fruit leaves money if it finds teeth?
– Tooth pear-ies.

Whenever I have any problem, hearing them my dentist gives the best advice. I call this talent his fill-ossophy.

A group of nagging dentists were skiing some experiments and accidentally discovered one new chemical element. They named it the Flossphorus.

Dental graduation certificates are always printed on a plaque.

I knocked my son’s tooth out with a hatchet yesterday.
– It was axedental.

How do you know the tooth brush was invented by rednecks?
– Anyone else would of called it a teethbrush.

My dentist pulled out the wrong tooth…
He said it was acci-dental.

Meeting at 2:30? Must be the dentist.
– Cuz you said your “tooth hurty!”

All the dentists move to one particular place when they all retire. They all go to Fluorida.

My dentist seemed distracted; I think he was brushing me off.

What’s the worst time to book a dentist appointment?
– Two-Thirty (Tooth hurty!)

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