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Teeth puns in 2025

Enamel is the strongest substance in the entire human body.

My 5 yr old girl told her first dad joke today: “Dad look what happened to my tooth!” Smiles and has a disgusting mouthfull of crunched up nachos.
“It’s chipped!” Tears of pride and joy

What has teeth but can’t chew?
– A comb.

Q: What do you call a two dentists that live on opposite sides of the world?
A: Molar opposites.

I went to my dentist yesterday and she told me that I don’t floss enough. I took her advice and started taking dance classes.

A lawyer asked his dentist to give him a retainer.

How did the tooth fairy stick her broken wand back together?
– With toothpaste.

What did the dentist say about the golfer’s teeth?
– Hole in one!

The opposite of wisdom teeth…
– Curly Larry Molar

My dentist likes potatoes a lot. When I went and asked him about it, he said it’s
– because they’re very filling.

I went to my dentist to get a damaged tooth removed but he removed the wrong one. Well, it was acci-dental though.

A dentist and a manicurist fought tooth and nail.

At the age of about five or six, milk teeth begin to fall out and permanent teeth grow in place of them.

What did the tiger eat after he’d had his tooth taken out?
– The dentist.

Why do tooth fairies have smartphones?
– Because they like to use bluetooth.

How far is it to the dental surgery?
– Six smiles

I’d a friend when I was a kid who’s become a dentist by now. When we used to play together, his favorite game was always Caps and robbers.

A dentist has to tell the patient the whole tooth.

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