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Tennis puns in 2024

A tennis ball can be served but should not be eaten.

The density of this concrete leads me to believe one thing: it is a hard court.

A young tennis player has to be home in bed by around ten-nish in order to become a better player.

When the two tennis matches were scheduled simultaneously, it was considered a draw.

Two birds started playing a tennis match, and the one who kept making the worst calls was ironically a Hawk-eye.

Is your nickname cream cheese?
– Because you’re about to get bageled.

A hippie when his opponent disputes his calls: That’s pretty far-out, man!

The girl standing in the center of the tennis court was nicknamed Annette.

The newbie tennis player got the nickname cream cheese from the other players at his academy because he used to get ‘bagels’ all the time.

The new tennis player used to hit a lot of floating shots, which her opponents all destroyed for winners.
So her coach and fitness trainer said, “We’ll have to sitter down and talk”.

You can never get short balls over the net! Solution: Drop shot from arsenal.

The retired tennis player didn’t make a great waiter
– because he kept saying “You Got Served!”

The only tennis tournament that never closes is the OPEN.

Dogs are really good when it comes to playing tennis, probably
– because they have such strong four-hand.

Players at our local tennis club couldn’t surf the web yesterday. Probably
– because there was some problem with the server.

Two birds played a tennis match. Ironically, the one that made the worst calls was a Hawk….aye!

The tennis player always had bad cellphone reception at the stadium due to a bad call.

Elmo has gotten better at tennis since he decided to stick to a healthy diet that was glue-ten free.

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