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Tennis puns in 2024

I got so mad at my partner hitting moonballs, I had to pusher off the court.

Never start dating tennis players
– because of the fact that love means absolutely nothing to them.

Tennis and waiting tables have a basic similarity between them.
– It’s that getting the first serve right is the most important thing of all.

The ghost used to like to play tennis.
– He especially loved to play games on the tennis corpse.

Players at the local tennis club were unable to surf the web
– because there were problems with the server.

The tennis coach and the dentist became good friends
– because they both worked with drills.

Mary did not end up scoring at the tennis match but still ended up happy.
She had finally found love.

I’d like to throw away my old can, but my pusher friend here says he loves junk balls.

The tennis player never was able to get dates
– because of all of the backhanded compliments.

Roger Federer keeps getting drunk in the club
– because all of the shots are on the baseline.

The favorite sport of a horse is definitely stable tennis.

Two racquets were together once.
But it seemed that one was instead stringing the other along.
It had no desire of tying the knot.

Oh, I thought I was playing the first round, but I guess I got a free pass. Bye.

They call me Ace,
– because you just got served.

Tennis players make difficult customers in restaurants
– because they keep returning everything.

The tennis player was arrested on accounts of theft.
He was served 7 years in jail.

I recently bought some tennis balls and some second-hand tennis racquets for just $3 with no strings attached.

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