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Tennis puns in 2025

The young player framed her ball for a winner and went on to tell the judge, “Shank-You” next time.

My coach once gave me some advice on how to impress the crowd.
She said, “Hit overheads, so every mistake would be an oversight.”

Players at the local tennis club were unable to surf the web
– because there were problems with the server.

The tennis coach and the dentist became good friends
– because they both worked with drills.

Tennis and waiting tables have a basic similarity between them.
– It’s that getting the first serve right is the most important thing of all.

The ghost used to like to play tennis.
– He especially loved to play games on the tennis corpse.

I’d like to throw away my old can, but my pusher friend here says he loves junk balls.

The tennis player never was able to get dates
– because of all of the backhanded compliments.

Roger Federer keeps getting drunk in the club
– because all of the shots are on the baseline.

Mary did not end up scoring at the tennis match but still ended up happy.
She had finally found love.

Oh, I thought I was playing the first round, but I guess I got a free pass. Bye.

They call me Ace,
– because you just got served.

Tennis players make difficult customers in restaurants
– because they keep returning everything.

The favorite sport of a horse is definitely stable tennis.

Two racquets were together once.
But it seemed that one was instead stringing the other along.
It had no desire of tying the knot.

Tennis is a lot like waiting tables. The most important thing to get right is the first serve.

My neighbor hates tennis
– because he says it makes too much racquet.

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