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Tennis puns in 2024

Terrible Tommy was the worst tennis player and was nicknamed cream cheese
– because he kept getting bageled.

The tennis player went to check out the construction site where the new courtroom was being built.
When he saw the density of the floor, he said “This is going to be a hard court.”

Pick-up line: You might as well play be a tennis player,
– because I’m about to court you girl.

I’m a baseliner and I don’t know how to volley: my game would disappear if I went to no-man’s land.

My serve accidentally hit the tape the last day we were playing tennis. Fortunately, they ‘let’ me hit that again next time.

The tennis player had to go to an anger management class
– because she just kept reaching her breaking point.

Both tournament directors published the schedule at the same time. It was a draw.

It feels great to hit the ball again. It spin a long time.

Most tennis players admit that they have low self-esteem due to the fact they have many faults.

Two tournament directors published the illustrated versions of their match schedules at the exact time.
They had to organize a draw to pick the best one.

There’s one tennis tournament that never closes.
It’s the ‘open’.

The density of this concrete leads me to believe one thing: it is a hard court.

A young tennis player has to be home in bed by around ten-nish in order to become a better player.

When the two tennis matches were scheduled simultaneously, it was considered a draw.

Two birds started playing a tennis match, and the one who kept making the worst calls was ironically a Hawk-eye.

Is your nickname cream cheese?
– Because you’re about to get bageled.

A hippie when his opponent disputes his calls: That’s pretty far-out, man!

The girl standing in the center of the tennis court was nicknamed Annette.

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