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Tennis puns in 2024

Every game in the tournament was tied between the players.
A frustrated spectator said out loud, “Is this a tournament or a bathroom? Everybody’s dropping a deuce.”

One tennis player had an unusually large neck.
So, on his wedding day, he wore a bowtie.
Otherwise, he would have ended up with a tiebreak.

I wish they’d change the scoring system, but tennis is set in its ways and doesn’t see the point.

The indoor tennis facility was famous for serving bubble tea.

A horse’s favorite sport is of course stable tennis.

The tennis player couldn’t seem to win even one game returning serve.
He was pretty desperate for a break.

The dentist and the tennis coach became fast friends mainly
– because they both worked with drills.

Is your eyesight as bad as your cell phone reception?
– Because that was a terrible call.

My friend Elmer’s has gotten really good at tennis ever since he stuck to a healthier diet and went glue-ten free.

It was no surprise to anyone that the strawberry and the apple seeded very well in the tennis tournament.

There was a tennis referee who decided to become a prank caller later in life. Probably
– because he always made the most terrible calls.

I wanted to play my tennis match outdoors as I wanted to hit my balls higher in the air.
But it seems that I’m not good at persuading people to come out to play with me. So I think I’ll have to hire some lob-byist.

Djokovic to his friends the morning after winning the U.S. Open: Is anyone hungry for some Denny’s?
– Because I would like another Grand Slam. (disclaimer: I don’t think he’s ever said this )

If you want to impress the crowd, hit overheads. Every point will be a smash hit.

When little Johnny was asked what comes before tennis, he simply answered nine-ish.

Djokovic won the U.S. Open and took his friends to Denny’s the next morning.
When they reached, he said, “Hope everyone’s hungry because I’m ready to slam some burgers into my mouth.”

All the classy indoor tennis facilities always serve bubble tea.

Why can’t I ever win a game returning serve?
– Give me a break.

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