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Tennis puns in 2025

Tennis players often marry for the money
– because love doesn’t means anything to them.

Players love tennis
– because even though you live just once, you are able to serve twice.

The coach advised the young player, who was also a prankster, that he should never try to play tennis inside the court
– because he could get arrested.

Tennis scoring would probably never change
– because it’s been around like that for so long, and now it’s just set in its ways.

The walls in this tennis factory are so thin, that when I try to get some work done, all I hear is people making a racquet.

What time should I book the court?
– Let’s shoot for around tennish.

Tennis scoring will never change
– because it has been around for decades and set in those ways.

The walls of the tennis factory are really thin.
– Whenever I try to get any work done there, I just hear all the people making a racquet.

I never used to like tennis. Then my friend roped me into playing, and I love it now.

I know my shot was in. But I won’t argue,
– because I’m not up for the challenge.

The best way to tell if your tennis instructor does not like your serve is if they keep returning it.

In a tennis match, the first player could see that his shot was in, but he didn’t want to argue, probably because he wasn’t up for that challenge.

The injured tennis player wanted to congratulate another player for winning the tennis matches in the tournament.
But he couldn’t just walkover towards the other side of the court.

I have one animal in my farm who I look up to more than Federer: GOAT.

The ghost loved tennis, he especially loved playing the game on the tennis corpse!

The tennis player was fired from the team
– because he was always getting smashed after the matches.

Fred Perry used to like his breakfast like he preferred his tennis grip. Continental.

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